So I kept to my promise and organized that whole secret exchange! ... A-and, I'm gonna' make it clear that it was all random. I swear t'god it was random! I mean, I got a freakin' nutcase givin' me a present, so... so it's definitely random! ... The point is, don't kill me~ Eheh... yeah. Whoever bothered me 'bout it should've gotten names at their ( Read more... )

Well, I figured out what I'm getting Hervey for this season, but I'm going to need some help.

I need a small crew, no more than four or five people, capable of being discreet and able hands on a boat. Any takers?

Alright. It's sure as hell the season to celebrate, my dear citizens of Budehuc! I mean, so many people are back, Sig's here, it's Queen's babies' first Christmas, and... and, well, y'know, stuff! Why aren't we celebratin ( Read more... )

... Maaan. So I ended up celebratin' my 27th pretty quietly the other month. Figured I wouldn't make a fuss outta' it, cause, shit, things were pretty rowdy for a while there, and I really didn't mind the silence for once. But y'know what? It's just too damn much now! Some peace 'n calm's cool and all, but damn, it feels like someone's died 'round ( Read more... )

Oh boy, that old witch is really scary. Bedtime, hah! As if anyone's gonna' force me to sleep when I don't wanna! ... I think I lost the oldie, though. Boy, she's such a drag! And what's with denyin' her age, anyway? Heheh. As if anyone could trick me with hair like that! And a real bad character, too ( Read more... )

Hey! Anyone seen my mom around here? I was just following her to the docks so we could get some fish, and then she kinda' disappeared on me, and I ran into these bad guys -- but that's okay, 'cause I knocked 'em up pretty good!

... But now I don't know where I am and -- aw, did I get lost againMy mom's really pretty, and she has long brown hair, ' ( Read more... )

Okay, okay. Joke's over. Who died, huh? This place has been like a freakin' graveyard the past few weeks. Did everyone suddenly fall into a coma or something? Do I gotta' do something to bring some life back in this place?

C'mon, where's the excitement!? The drama!? The tension!? The -- ah, whatever.

I declare a contest of... whatever. C'mon! ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HELL!?!

So yeah, I woke up and like always, I thought I'd, y'know, take a bath, wash my hair --

-- HAIR. HAIR. WASH. DOES MY HAIR LOOK WASHED TO YOU PEOPLE!? OKAY -- WHO DID THIS. MY -- HAIR.

I -- MURDER.

Gaaaah, unless someone hot licks this off me, I'm not cracking a smile for the rest of the day -- week -- month!!! IN FACT, I'M ( Read more... )

For almost a whole month, I was followed by a freakin' bear. I think that's a curse, or something! I swear it! I only noticed when... Well, I was sleepin', and I heard a noise, 'n I opened my eyes, and WHAT THE HELL. THERE WAS A BEAR. STANDING IN FRONT OF ME. STARING AT ME ( Read more... )

Man. I seriously never thought I'd be so damn relieved to be me! All the times I ever spent half-dead on a beach or road, wishin' I was someone else? Screw that! I missed myself ( Read more... )